Was unable to watch tv or connect WiFi for a few hours and the sink didn’t work

The room decor was nice

Stayed in July 2025

Very expensive, the tap on the sink in the bathroom only had very hot water no cold water to brush your teeth and the tap was very loose like it was going to brake at any point. The room was not very clean and the pillows were stained.

Was very nice to look at staff friendly and the colours and thymes were great

Stayed in August 2025

Very tired which perhaps is why building work was being carried out. Handprints on the ceiling mirrors left by the previous guests, oil on the floor by the bed that I slipped on ( could have been fatal ). All in all felt tacky not decadent. The bed was a standard double. We paid £431 which is extortionate for this kind of experience especially as no breakfast included. We paid and waited ages with barely anyone in there. Wouldn’t stay again.

Reception team were nice.

Stayed in August 2025

It was tooo dark in the rooms I nearly fell down the stairs at one point

decor was pretty, but out there but very nice.

Stayed in August 2025

Unfortunately our third time visiting the pool wasn’t warm, too cold to swim and the outside area was run down to our previous visits

We’ve stayed here previously and enjoyed the outside pool in the mornings for a dip, this is what brought us back

Stayed in June 2025

When we arrived at nearly 6pm our room was not ready and we were sent back over the road to wait for another room to be sorted for us. Staff were wonderful and we did get a free drink and glass of champagne but a shame nonetheless. The wet room was a bit too small and the inside of the curtain across it was a bit grubby. Not somewhere you want to share with residue of any sort from other people.

As with all crazy bear rooms it was quirky. Been before although in a much bigger room.

Stayed in July 2025

Around the pool area was very tired. Room lights not bright enough when turned fully up.

The decoration was very good

Stayed in August 2025

There was building work going on so it really did take the shine off the place since my last visit - lost its vibe! The rooms are so ridiculously dark, its hard to get ready!

Staff were lovely and helpful, some great aspects to the hotel.

Stayed in August 2025

As it’s in a central location, it doesn’t have parking although there are a few public spaces outside. I managed to find a space a few doors down from the main reception, and reception advised there was no charge so that was ok. My room had been built into a very old traditional building, separate from the main hotel, and in my view the hotel had used the available space well, but my bathroom was little more than a wardrobe with a walk in shower that soaked everything including the bedroom floor, and it was hard to deal with the steam from the shower with no ventilation. The dark, black, gothic type of decor I doubt will be everyone’s cup of tea, but I had a decent night’s sleep so all fine. There is apparently a spa of some kind, but we were advised by email in advance this wasn’t working/available, which didn’t matter to our group as we were only there for one night, but worth checking if this matters to you.

A lovely but very quirky hotel in central Beaconsfield. The hotel staff on arrival are very friendly and super efficient. I was taken to my room quickly, but that was in another building in the other side of the street. The rooms were nice, but done out in a very dark, gothic type of style with limited lighting. We were there in early July but I imagine in winter you would struggle to see in the poor light as there was only a small window. The main hotel bar was nice and had a good selection of spirits and beers. Very chatty team, and we felt welcomed in there.

Stayed in July 2025

Renovations were ongoing. Spoilt the vibe at the pool area. Would have been nice to know there were renovations ahead of the booking. Bathroom wasn’t too clean, a lot of areas around the shower were full of mould/ limescale. Noise of plumbing the entire night kept me awake. Bedroom was across the road, so made it challenging walking across to go get a drink in the rain

Lovely decor Tasty breakfast Excellent drinks Comfortable bed

Stayed in August 2025

Location is very good in a lovely historic town

Stayed in July 2025

The room was way too small

Beautiful design, great staff

Stayed in July 2025

outside space is really nice

Staff were super friendly and attentive

Stayed in July 2025

Dusty room, holes in curtains, very long wait for breakfast served. Breakfast room filled with cobwebs and dust

Location, friendly staff. Comfy bed.

Stayed in July 2025

More natural light in the room.

Loved the cocktails. Thai food brilliant. Room interesting.

Stayed in July 2025

The room that we stayed in (number 8) needed a lot of repair work. There is a crack in the mirrored ceiling around the tap. There are a number of cracks in the bathroom in the mirrored walls. One of which had been taped with black tape to blend in. The tap in the bathroom trickled water, when we looked it was due to a kink/twist in the pipe work. We did ask to be moved but was told there were no other rooms

The location was lovely in the little village. Food in the Thai was lovely too

Stayed in July 2025

As someone standing nearly 2m tall, the room we booked (with a double bed) was, well, tiny. I accept that I'm not going to fit comfortably in a double bed, but it was placed below a sloping roof, meaning a couple of nights sleep in cramped conditions. There also seems to be a modern trend to not put doors on bathrooms in a certain type of hotel (or to have see through walls), this was no different. The separation between the wet room / toilet and the bedroom was a curtain, which is fantastic for testing the comfort limits of some relationships. The cleaning staff, while providing a fantastic cleaning service, did also seem oddly obsessed with leaving us only a single coffee mug to share between two. Everything else we had two of, but even when the friendly staff at reception gave us an extra one, it was reclaimed by housekeeping the following day, again leaving us with just one.

The place itself seems to be spread out over several buildings, our room was situated across the road from the reception and bar and the receptionist mentioned that there were other buildings with rooms in as well. The reception / bar building has an outdoor pool and hot tub, which was a really nice bonus in hot weather. The room itself was rather interesting. The black padded walls and gold décor, which not my personal taste, was loved by my partner, and the view of the local church was very welcome. Despite not having dedicated car parking spaces for the hotel, there is a lot of free on-road parking, and finding a space was never an issue.

Stayed in July 2025

Found some really dirty spots in the room

Perfect for a romantic getaway

Stayed in June 2025

Air con was awful. We stayed on a day where it was 33 degrees and our sleep was disturbed but they offered complimentary late checkout

Beautiful, rooms were decorated nicely

Stayed in June 2025

Tired and in need of updating Terrible service in the Thai restaurant and over priced average food

Air conditioning in rooms and quirky decor Hotel reception team were excellent

Stayed in June 2025

Our room was very very dark even with lights on & we had to use light from cupboard or front door open to see properly but then the window above door let all the morning light in which was too bright! I think a better DJ in the bar would be good! The wet room above must have overflowed leading to water raining down onto my side of the bed & sideboard in the morning of departure which wasn’t so fun though!

Stylish decor in the main area & room! I love the quirky mirrored toilets. The food & cocktails were divine. The polite & courteous door man!

Stayed in June 2025

It was a shame that we were unable to use the pool or hot tub as it was not heated and very cold! I suppose if you are brave enough you could’ve used it but we did stay in the beginning of May.

Been wanting to try this hotel for ages! We finally went for our 3 year anniversary and it didn’t disappoint! It’s truly wonderful unique experience and I would definitely recommend it to anyone wanting to trying something different and out of the ordinary!

Stayed in April 2025

The shower was very slippery. Emailed the manager and no response.

Very different, out there makes it stand out

Stayed in May 2025

Room a bit small to be fair

Clean tidy and different

Stayed in June 2025