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Get the celebrity treatment with world-class service at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
If you’re looking for something different you’ve found it! A rock and roll revival of opulence and broken rules. From our one off bedrooms to our indulgent bars & restaurants, the Crazy Bear is built to immerse you in a world of unapologetic extravagance. Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers luxury and flamboyance in a traditional setting, less than 30 minutes by train from London Marylebone. All the individually designed bedrooms have an en suite shower room, and our Boujee & Decadent's boast a copper or ceramic bath that fill from the ceiling. Grown Alchemist toiletries and bathrobes are included. Other features include free Wi-Fi, coffee machine, a flat-screen TV and touch-activated mood lighting. At Crazy Bear, facilities include our outdoor pool (unheated), a refreshing escape in the summer heat and an invigorating cold plunge in the winter for those daring enough surrounded by our outdoor covered terrace. Sip on hand-crafted cocktails in our bar or book an authentic Thai massage! The oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is only 2 minutes’ drive from J2 M40 and 10 minutes’ drive from Beaconsfield Golf Course.
Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.2 for a two-person trip.
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Most popular facilities
- Outdoor swimming pool
- Free parking
- Free WiFi
- Fitness centre
- 2 restaurants
- Room service
- Tea/coffee maker in all rooms
- Bar
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Restaurants
- Thai Restaurant
- CuisineThai
- Open forLunch • Dinner
- AmbianceTraditional • Romantic
- English Restaurant
- CuisineBritish
- Open forLunch • Dinner
- AmbianceTraditional • Modern • Romantic
House rules
Child policies
Children are not allowed.
Cot and extra bed policies
Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.





The fine print
Please be advised that no dinner reservations will be held for guests, in order to avoid disappointment bookings should be made in advance.
Please note the breakfast is not included however we serve continental & A La Carte breakfast daily.
Guests must show the credit card which was used for the room payment upon check-in for a pre-authorisation of GBP 150.
Please note that the Crazy Bear Hotels are now cashless. We exclusively accept debit/credit cards for all transactions.
Please note the breakfast you can add for an additional fee is continental only. A La Carte breakfast is served daily, but is not included in any booking.com packages.
Guests must show the credit card which was used for the room payment upon check-in for a pre-authorisation of GBP 150.
Please note that the Crazy Bear Hotels are now cashless. We exclusively accept debit/credit cards for all transactions.
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
A damage deposit of £150 is required on arrival. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed on check-out. Your deposit will be refunded in full via credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.